Because Your Math Skills Are Even Worse After a Few Drinks
Let's be honest - you're not here because you're winning. You're here because someone got tired of watching you count on your fingers while trying to figure out if your nil bid just caused your team to lose 100 points or gain them. (Spoiler alert: You failed that nil. You always fail that nil.)
Features That Make Up For Your Shortcomings
Customizable Rules
Can't remember if you're playing with double nil? Neither can we! That's why we let you set up all your rules before the game starts. Yes, ALL of them - from sandbags to going blind, because we know you're going to argue about them later anyway.
AI Commentary
Think you're playing badly? Our AI commentator will confirm it! We've equipped Spadesinator with an insult comic AI that will roast your gameplay with the enthusiasm of a heckler at a comedy club. It's like having Don Rickles keeping score, if Don Rickles understood the nuances of why bidding nil with three aces is a terrible idea.
Accurate Scoring
Unlike your "close enough" napkin math, Spadesinator actually keeps track of:
- Your total score (usually depressingly low)
- Your sandbags (usually depressingly high)
- Your failed nil attempts (always depressingly frequent)
- That time you reneged and tried to pretend you didn't have any spades
Game History
Because nothing's better than having documented proof of how badly you played. Review past rounds, relive your mistakes, and have concrete evidence of why nobody wants to be your partner anymore.
Books or Tricks?
We don't judge. Well, actually we do, but we'll let you call them whatever you want. Some people say books, some say tricks - Spadesinator accommodates both, even though we all know which one is correct.
Why Spadesinator?
Because let's face it - between your beverage of choice (we see you with that White Claw) and your desperate attempts to count to 13, something's got to give. Spadesinator handles the math while you handle the trash talk, creating a perfect symphony of competitive card playing and questionable decision making.
Plus, it's free. Like your Friday night would be if you'd stop bidding nil with the Ace of Spades.
Ready to Stop Embarrassing Yourself?
Start using Spadesinator today and let our AI commentator embarrass you instead. At least we're funnier about it.
Spadesinator: Because counting is hard, but watching you try is harder.